I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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