Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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