I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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