Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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