Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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