did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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