WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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