I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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