so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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