Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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