Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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