I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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