Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling