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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?

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  Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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  These 25 Rude People Ruined Movies for Everyone Else

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (916): View more from California

  You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!

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• (212): View more from New York

  Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.

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• (310): View more from California

  I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already

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