Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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