I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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