You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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