The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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