are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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