one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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