Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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