This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
birth control should be required to get into college
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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