I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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