I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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