Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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