i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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