At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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