i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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