OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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