question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
dude. I can hear the air.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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