Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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