what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
pray to the hookup gods
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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