we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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