How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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