Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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