I didn't shave. On purpose
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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