I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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