all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
vagina is talking i cant
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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