I heard we made out
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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