She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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