I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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