I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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