3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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