She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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