last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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