She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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