I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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