Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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