The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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