Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
God, I missed his penis.
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