i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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