hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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