why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
porn star boner night. come get it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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