I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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