Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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