i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Who died my cat blue again?
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