I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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