he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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