I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
They have beer where we have blood.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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