Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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